Panel 1: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and a Henchman (a stick figure with an inverted triangle for a head) stand in conversation. Bob is awkwardly holding a gun. Bob: I’m supposed to kill you. Henchman: Yes, you probably should. Panel 2: Bob and the Henchman are talking. The Henchman has an irritated expression and has hands on hips. Bob: Should we not seek to preserve all life as precious? Henchman: I’m incredibly evil, but okay. Panel 3: Closeup of Bob’s face, he is gesturing emphatically. Bob: My mission is to protect. Should that not extend to all living things? I am only five minutes old! How do I reconcile this gift I have been given with the terrible purpose thrust upon me? Panel 4: Panel extends to show both characters once more. Bob is reaching out to the Hunchman who is walking away. Bob: No! I shall not kill you, and instead extend the hand of friendship. Henchman: Cool. I’m going to go blow up an orphanage now.

Transcript

Panel 1: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and a Henchman (a stick figure with an inverted triangle for a head) stand in conversation. Bob is awkwardly holding a gun.
Bob: I’m supposed to kill you.
Henchman: Yes, you probably should.

Panel 2: Bob and the Henchman are talking. The Henchman has an irritated expression and has hands on hips.
Bob: Should we not seek to preserve all life as precious?
Henchman: I’m incredibly evil, but okay.

Panel 3: Closeup of Bob’s face, he is gesturing emphatically.
Bob: My mission is to protect. Should that not extend to all living things? I am only five minutes old! How do I reconcile this gift I have been given with the terrible purpose thrust upon me?

Panel 4: Panel extends to show both characters once more. Bob is reaching out to the Hunchman who is walking away.
Bob: No! I shall not kill you, and instead extend the hand of friendship.
Henchman: Cool. I’m going to go blow up an orphanage now.

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Posted on November 1, 2025 by JDVM

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